If you don’t come, Mimmy might smile at you some more.
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If you don’t come, you too, will grow a uni-brow like Margita.
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If you don’t come, Trinity will come after yo ass.
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If you don’t come, Werner will follow you around and look at you like this all day.
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If you don’t come, the show will be canceled and I’ll be left to my own devices. THIS is what happens when I’m left to my own devices. Please save me from myself.
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Thank you much,
Harmony (the actress with a clear case of multiple personality disorder)
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THE COUSINS GRIMM previews Friday and Saturday, July 10 and 11 at 8:00 ($15) and opens Sunday, July 12 at 6:00. ($25). Regular performances are Thursday and Saturday at 8:00, and Sunday at 2:00 till August 23. Tickets are $25 Thursdays and Sundays, and $30 Saturday.
Center on Halsted: Hoover-Leppen Theatre
3656 North Halsted
To order tickets performances, call the Bailiwick voicemail 773 883 1090. Tickets can also be purchased at www.Brownpapertickets.com, or by calling 1800 838 3006.
Where are my handlers to fan me with Palm Fronds and feed me grapes?
“Can we smoke? Can the adults please smoke?!?”
ummmmm…..I categorically deny this photograph. It never happened. I’m being framed I tell you! You’ll have to speak to my publicist about this one. His name is Eric Martin and his number is 773-555-1212.
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A TALE OF TWO CITIES by Charles Dickens